"STEROID-MAN!"

STEROID-MAN bio: regular ordinary guy, forced by the government to become a superhero! Whether he likes it or not.
For breakfast HE EATS A NICE BOWL OF MILK WITH STEROIDS
FOR LUNCH HE EATS A STEROID SANDWICH
FOR DINNER HE EATS GRILLED STEROIDS WITH A STEROID SALAD
IF HE GETS A HEADACE, HE TAKES STEROIDS!
BRUSHES HIS TEETH WITH LIQUID STROIDS!
HIS FAVORITE ICECREAM IS VANILLA WITH.....(YOU GUESSED IT) STEROID SPRINKELS!